Djurian

A jew who smells like shit.

A Durian is a very smelly fruit in South East Asia.

Max: Hey Ben don't you think Mr Goldberg is smelly?
Ben: Yeah, well he is a Djurian

by MixMaster B January 25, 2010

durian

Something you must eat.

You hate durian? Dude what's wrong with you?

by Mi_goreng May 3, 2023

Durian Smoothie

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.

Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.

by mallary1117 February 22, 2021

durian

A thinly veiled metaphor, masquerading as a fruit. It's slimy, it smells funny, it grosses you out the first time, but then you swear it's the greatest thing ever... you see where this is going, right?

A: So, you having some durian tonight?
B: Eww!
C: Leave the kid alone, he's not into durian yet.

by CalamariSplat December 28, 2005

durian

A large fruit enjoyed in asian cultures. Only those those who will brave the foul odor and dangerous spines are worthy to enjoy the repulsive slime contained within.

Eating of durian may be more of a badge of cultural identity than nutrition; in this respect, it shares company with Marmite, Lutefisk, Spam, and Poutine.

What insane person would flavor perfectly good bean-cake with durian?!

by phildonnia June 14, 2004

durian generation

Term coined by Singaporean and south east Asian people to describe gen Z onwards which has the characteristics that even worst than the snowflake or strawberry generation

Durian generation: cocky outside, weak and obnoxious inside

by Sir. B October 9, 2022

durian

1. An oval-shaped yellow-coloured creamy-textured fruit, native to Southeast Asia. It is said that durians "smell like Hell but taste like Heaven".

2. Another name for Esplanade: Theatres on the Bay. (singapore)

It doesn't taste THAT awful...Try durian ice-cream!

by hiddy July 31, 2008