A vicious and psychotic pimp. However, he is brilliant. Those things done after his particularly odd school of pimping are referred to as Dazzlean activities. One should not do any of them.
The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.
The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:
Placing ones pubes into someone's phone cover so they stick out and tickle their face when they answer their phone.
I totally pube dazzled Jenn's phone last night after she wouldn't let me feltch her. She didn't know what a pube dazzle was and I said, "but you know what feltching is?"
going to a party getting extremly wasted and then unwittingly finding yourself on youtube the next day after having made a complete arse of yourself.
yeh i went to a great dizzle dazzle party snazzle last night except firstly i went to the wrong housesat in the wrong garden got drunk in the garden nearly got beaten up by the home owner then found correct house got high on drugs and got secretly captured on cam talking crap and put on you tube yeh great party though man.
To give one the ol' razzle dazzle you must hit them with a little bit of this and a little bit of that. It is most commonly used by males as a gesture to females to attract them or make them feel satisfied. The ol' razzle dazzle can also be used on fellow males to get them discombobulated and susceptible to confusion.
If she say "stop" then stop. If she say "uuhh sshhhhttoooooiiioopp" then you better hit her with the OL' RAZZLE DAZZLE.