Dazzlebag 

n.

1. One who says silly or obvious things.

2. One who is considered "ditzy"

"I said costumes, not horse tubes. Julie you're such a dazzlebag!"

Dazzlebag by Dazzelbag October 26, 2009

Dazzleblast

when a man cums in a girls face and then throws a handful of glitter or pixie stick in there face immediately after. when done between to men it becomes a team Edward

after shooting a load in her face he then dazzleblasted her

Dazzleblast by sasquatch861 November 27, 2009

Danglebag 

Scrotum, or ball sack. Applicable to exterior male gonads of any mammalian creature.

I went out to the farm today and saw a horse with the biggest danglebag I've ever seen.

Danglebag by podcat October 31, 2016

Sazzlebags 

Generally a stunning blonde with brains that models and runs an internet clothes company

Usually accompanied by another stunner who can be termed as a Kellypops

Often found in the the North West of the territory and likes to use topless vehicles as their mode of transport.

Can often be found at spiritual home of Anfield !!

Hey guys there is our Sazzlebags !!

Sazzlebags by scooby dog !! April 14, 2010

dazzlegasm 

What the fangurlzzzz get while reading the Twilight series.

"OMG, I had a total dazzlegasm last night while rereading Breaking Dawn!"

dazzlegasm by BreakingDawnFailed October 10, 2008