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Happy Divorcery!!

November 27th is my divorcery party! Wanna come have a few brews in celebration with me?

Me and my new girlfriend are going out on the town and then heading back to the house for some "divorcery" sex!!
by tenchu0siris November 16, 2011
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Divorce rape

Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?
I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.
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Divorced Barbie

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.
Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!
by IntAdd January 6, 2009
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divorce

Something that only an idiot can have more than once.
"You had another divorce!"
by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017
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divorceaversary

the anniversary of the day your divorce becomes legally finalized.
Let's go out and celebrate my divorceaversary with a whole lot of wine!
by WKUAndrea August 12, 2008
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Divorce Party

As seen on The Tyra Show.
A party where you gather all your girlfriends to celebrate your single-ness and to destroy anything that may remind you of your ex boyfriend, husband, friend, dream guy that you've never met, or any other man that you want to get divorced to. This is usually done after a break up or just randomly if you feel like you need someone out of your life. This event usually includes, burning any pictures, deleting him off Facebook, and/or throwing away any of his belongings.
Girl 1: 'I can't believe he broke up with me!'
Girl 2: 'I know how you feel, now we need to have a Divorce Party soon!'
Girl 1: 'Oh yess! I need him outta my life, I'll bring the mock-tails'
by Pauligha October 21, 2010
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Divorce

From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff
by El Pelon Adrian February 20, 2010
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