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Divorcenya

Divorcenya - when you threaten to divorce your spouse but what you really mean is I love you and just want more sex
I'm so tired of arguing with you I'm divorcenya.
by DR H&M October 26, 2019
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Divorcery

Happy Divorcery!!

November 27th is my divorcery party! Wanna come have a few brews in celebration with me?

Me and my new girlfriend are going out on the town and then heading back to the house for some "divorcery" sex!!
by tenchu0siris November 16, 2011
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Divorcerary

The anniversary of your divorce / break-up..
Let's go celebrate, today is my divorcerary & I want to PARTY!!!
by Quasar2012 December 31, 2012
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Divorcecation

Divorcecation. Noun. Definition: After the successful conclusion of a divorce, one is more than entitled, even rightfully so, to effectively reset, through one invaluable and impactful means — provided a metamorphosis aptly named: divorcecation. It is here that one transitions: reeling from a divorce to a well-deserved vacation — being born anew and restored in the process. At the conclusion of the divorcecation, one’s rite of passage into a new “single” life has commenced and is utterly complete. Their mountain has been summited and the gold medal has been clinched. Now, the time has come - the divorcecation — where one can now savor the sweetness of a having a new lease on life. Synonymous with “divorcemoon.”
My divorce is officially final! I’m taking a divorcecation to the Bahamas!
by Divorcedmom August 18, 2022
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Divorceonality

When someone's personality completely changes during/after a divorce, either for better or for worse. Usually, this is a good way to determine who you want to be around.
"Hey man, how's the home life?"

"Good, for the most part, but my mother's divorceonality isn't very fun to be around."
by Stale Turnips August 21, 2022
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Divorcebration

We had a big party last night for my divorcebration.
by MBoatwright November 18, 2018
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divorceddad_

divorceddad_ is a very pog person, it has a tiktok account, a twitter account and an instagram account, and it is always open to new social media

divorceddad_ is moots with ellashq, themilkmaniscomingforu and lots of other cool people!
i love divorceddad_, they’re a great editor!
by divorceddad_ September 7, 2021
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