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Divorcery 

Happy Divorcery!!

November 27th is my divorcery party! Wanna come have a few brews in celebration with me?

Me and my new girlfriend are going out on the town and then heading back to the house for some "divorcery" sex!!
Divorcery by tenchu0siris November 16, 2011

Divorcerary 

The anniversary of your divorce / break-up..
Let's go celebrate, today is my divorcerary & I want to PARTY!!!
Divorcerary by Quasar2012 December 31, 2012

Divorcecation 

Divorcecation. Noun. Definition: After the successful conclusion of a divorce, one is more than entitled, even rightfully so, to effectively reset, through one invaluable and impactful means — provided a metamorphosis aptly named: divorcecation. It is here that one transitions: reeling from a divorce to a well-deserved vacation — being born anew and restored in the process. At the conclusion of the divorcecation, one’s rite of passage into a new “single” life has commenced and is utterly complete. Their mountain has been summited and the gold medal has been clinched. Now, the time has come - the divorcecation — where one can now savor the sweetness of a having a new lease on life. Synonymous with “divorcemoon.”
My divorce is officially final! I’m taking a divorcecation to the Bahamas!
Divorcecation by Divorcedmom August 18, 2022

Divorceonality 

When someone's personality completely changes during/after a divorce, either for better or for worse. Usually, this is a good way to determine who you want to be around.
"Hey man, how's the home life?"

"Good, for the most part, but my mother's divorceonality isn't very fun to be around."
Divorceonality by Stale Turnips August 21, 2022

Divorcebration 

We had a big party last night for my divorcebration.
Divorcebration by MBoatwright November 18, 2018

divorceddad_ 

divorceddad_ is a very pog person, it has a tiktok account, a twitter account and an instagram account, and it is always open to new social media

divorceddad_ is moots with ellashq, themilkmaniscomingforu and lots of other cool people!
i love divorceddad_, they’re a great editor!
divorceddad_ by divorceddad_ September 7, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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