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Disturbated 

I was just masturbating in the bathroom when my mother walked in. So I got disturbated.
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disturbed brat

A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"
- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."

disturbed one 

A fan of the popular metal band Disturbed
disturbed one by The Disturbed One December 22, 2008

Disturbed Aardvark 

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.
Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.

Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth 

Also known as "mdpope" Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth is a mixtape series of Gore,Scat Porn, Vomit Clips and other worse stuff.
this mixtape was created by "Thomas Extreme Cinemagore"and this film is considered by many to be one of the hardest to watch mixtapes
There exists a 5 Parts Of This (part 4 doesn't exist due to the creator saying it wasn't good) and each film gets worse and longer
Joe:hey bro what are watching tonight
Dave:we should watch this film called "Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth"
Joe:strange, never heard of it, lets watch it
After Watching
Joe:Dave you should kill you're self you disgusting human being

disturbation 

The act of disturbing someone to the point where you might as well be doing what the word sounds like in front of them.
Poor Scott. We must have scared him away with our ways of disturbation.
disturbation by Anderem August 4, 2007

coitally disturbed 

John is coitally disturbed.
coitally disturbed by doodness July 31, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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