disturbation

The act of disturbing someone to the point where you might as well be doing what the word sounds like in front of them.

Poor Scott. We must have scared him away with our ways of disturbation.

by Anderem August 4, 2007

Disturbation

Being disturbed , rattled, shook or disgusted about something to a strong point

Wow that gif radiated some massive disturbation there

by TeacakeSloth November 22, 2019

Disturbation

The noun used to describe the amount of disturbance there is in a given situation.

Our house by the football pitch has high disturbation levels.

by Entry101 December 10, 2022

Disturbation

Disturbing masturbation, such as wrapping one's own phallus in sandpaper and rubbing vigorously.

The woman's unsightly act of disturbationing (not disturbating, a common mistake) with a broomstick handle that had razor blades duct-taped to it, was certainly vomitously arousing.

by FouyA August 13, 2003

disturbtion

The combination of the two words disturbed and interruption - disturbtion.

I don't want disturbtion from my uncle.

by Phat-Tony May 31, 2010

Distrubtion

The magical land where the demigod, Nasty Man, rules with a firm but kind heart. It is a wondrous kingdom filled with folklore and breathtaking landscapes. The citizens of Distrubtion are known for their prowess and skill in creating miracles of technology.

Super wicked busy banging out tech wonders on the floor in Distrubtion.

by Wboy August 30, 2012

disasturbation

(n) term used to describe when pleasuring oneself ends tragically with an unfortunately timed interruption

"I was jacking off and my cat jumped on my lap right before i came. It was a terrible disasturbation session."
"Then a couple days later, my mom decided to barge into my room to wake me up as i was cranking it under my sheets. I disasturbated twice this week."

by systemofanup June 21, 2010