disturbating 

it is to disturb someone sexualy

your really disturbating me

disturbating by apples219 June 3, 2019

Disturbating 

When a person finds something disturbing and masturbates to it, regardless of any moral dilemma or the surreality to the thing in question.

Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."

Guy 1: Dude, I found this fucked up website that posts some gnarly-ass gore vids, it made me wanna hurl but the chicks were kinda hot so I kinda went ham last night and now I'm out of tissues, lotion and ketchup.

Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?

Guy 1: What the fuck is that?

Disturbating by HoschoXoko August 25, 2021

Disturbing B 

B yes You Ugly as just like your Dad, You deserve have no friend

B : Mommy Daddy ( oh is my Fantasy Dreaming )
B : Why My GF leave me , because im a Ow Ow

i see, sorry continue eat u dog Canned

Disturbing B

Disturbing B by Whoarereallycare September 1, 2023

disturbation 

The act of disturbing someone to the point where you might as well be doing what the word sounds like in front of them.

Poor Scott. We must have scared him away with our ways of disturbation.

disturbation by Anderem August 4, 2007

dicksturbating 

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

dicksturbating by D Flawless April 3, 2019

disturbing 

a word that mixes sick and ridiculous. A reaction to something that is so unbelievable it is considered not normal and therefore on a lesser tone then disgusting

That move was so freakin awesome. That shit was disturbing.

disturbing by Jessimieke November 25, 2005

fisturbating 

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.

"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

fisturbating by Under Training May 11, 2008