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When you're ready to go out but just pop to the toilet quickly before you leave and end up having a really long poo that results in you being late.
'Sorry I didn't get here on time, mate. I got distracturd'
by LunarYearOfTheSheep January 30, 2015
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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