distracturbate 

(v.) The act of masturbating loudly (either acting it out or actually masturbating) to distract another person or group of people.

Mortimer: "How did you miss that easy 8-ball shot?"
Winston: "Thaddeus distracturbated me with the pool cue!"

distracturbate by Thaddeus Muttengreggor May 11, 2010

distracturbation

the act of prolonging the ejaculatory urge by self-inflicted reverse psychology; used in preparatory measures to last longer in bed

Tim, she expects you to be active in distracturbation...it's porn star season.

Is dad there?
No, he's using mom for distracturbation.

Hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.

distracturbation by Nigel B. Wellington III May 10, 2011

Distracturbation

The act of rubbing one out and fantasizing. During your fantasy, you doze off and think about other things.

I was jerking it to Layla but I proceeded to enter into Distracturbation and started thinking about my credit score and Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai."

Distracturbation by imoldregg! March 1, 2011

distracturbation

When you get distracted by other things while masturbating. This can also be applied to a situation where you get distracted while doing something, forget what you were doing, then decide to rub one out.

My teacher asked me why my homework was half done and all I could say was “Distracturbation”

distracturbation by ShittyTitty October 8, 2017