Distortled

Meaning messy, fucked up, crazy.

"how was last night?"
"it was full on distortled!!!"

by benyousuck November 22, 2011

distortedglitch

That one guy who destroys you in video games despite having the highest ping ever.

Man that one distortedglitch keeps kicking my ass.

by Atreiu February 17, 2020

disturbled

A disturbing way of using the word "disturbed".

I was very disturbled when I saw the dog having sex with the cat.

by dogsrock December 28, 2014

3/4 distorter

A middle stage of the creation of an erection, normally brought about by non-tactile means, which -- if mistaken for a completely flaccid penis -- would make one viewing the penis think the gentleman is exceedingly well-hung.

So she answers the door with some jean shorts on, and all of a sudden I have a 3/4 distorter in my pants.

by DonQuiKong July 20, 2011

an effigy distorted

Metal band from Orlando, Florida. These guys formed in 2010, and haven't recorded ANYTHING until 2012. They, along with all of their fans, agree that they suck, yet they're still around and people (like me) still go to their shows for no good reason.

" hey you know that band An Effigy Distorted?"
" yeah i went to their last show, they sucked, can't wait for the next one!"

by hoodlemaster February 3, 2012

Distorted bitch

A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..

I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!

by Platezz January 25, 2018

distorted time lens

Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.

I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023