Platezz's definitions

Narnia vagina

when a very small girl has a very large gaping vagina. It will leave you baffled as you try many different positions but you never once hit the g-spot let alone the walls surrounding. It’s like a whole new world that leaves scientists baffled about where it ends.

This young little lassie that I was hooking up with the other night had a narnia vagina. I felt like such a fool.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Moon streakzz

The act of leaving streaks of ass sweat on chairs, desks, faces, homework, back of pants, and even on the top of coffins.

I felt so pleased with myself after leaving moon streakzz along my teacher’s desk

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Deadass Streakzz

The act of keeping a streak going on snapchat with your friend that recently died until the streak ends. It's very psychopathic, but kinda neat.

This term may also may refer to a person that sends nothing but dead animals to the people he streaks with. Nobody probably knows what he looks like cause he only sends dead shit to them LMAO.

This boy named John sends nothing but deadass streakzz to me. he literally takes a picture of anything that is dead and sends it to me. He's been sending me stuff for over 236 straight days now.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Jupiter gas

When an extremely fat person's natural scent is enough to disintegrate any fly within 10 miles. No exaggeration..

Natural habitats these smells can be discovered in:
- found lurking through walmart under a fat scooter drivers ass
-found near bleachers under a 2 ton of fun mans ass that is taking up 3 seats at a sporting event.

Cause of death: was trapped in public bathroom filled with Jupiter gas.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Night Smear

The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.

victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!

by Platezz January 24, 2018

shadowed thot

The hoe over there that hasn't received much of her usual attention from guys even after many attempts. They normally lose attention after becoming too clingy or their might just be new hoe in the building taking up all her business.

"I've noticed that lacey has become a shadowed thot lately. She looks extra desperate today. I'll see you later, I'm going to try and smash."

by Platezz January 25, 2018