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This occurs when a man has to take a couple slow inserts into a girl’s vagina before he can lay the wood at a faster pace. A common practice used to ease your way into a Virgin.
“Jacey was a lil tight the first time we had sex so I had to rivet the box before I could pick up my pleasure pace.”
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Rivet the box mug.The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.
victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!
by Platezz January 24, 2018
Get the Night Smear mug.When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.
I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Abort-miss-tion mug.When an extremely fat person's natural scent is enough to disintegrate any fly within 10 miles. No exaggeration..
Natural habitats these smells can be discovered in:
- found lurking through walmart under a fat scooter drivers ass
-found near bleachers under a 2 ton of fun mans ass that is taking up 3 seats at a sporting event.
Natural habitats these smells can be discovered in:
- found lurking through walmart under a fat scooter drivers ass
-found near bleachers under a 2 ton of fun mans ass that is taking up 3 seats at a sporting event.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Jupiter gas mug.Act of not giving af until shit becomes personal. Then you are physically required to handle the situation by any means fucking necessary.
The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..
- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules
The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..
- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules
After my buddy followed the laws of the weinhold he was admitted to a hospital for a month before he died. It was neat
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Laws of the Weinhold mug.When someone consumes their own teeth after getting smoked in the mouth during a healthy ass beating. This can be seen while someone gets the absolute shit knocked out of them.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Edible Enamels mug.Me: Morning Kory, I assume you were picking on the fat kid last huh?
Kory: Yes, it was like the the eruption of Mt St Helens all over my bed.
Me: LMFAO
Kory: Yes, it was like the the eruption of Mt St Helens all over my bed.
Me: LMFAO
by Platezz January 24, 2018
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