When someone consumes their own teeth after getting smoked in the mouth during a healthy ass beating. This can be seen while someone gets the absolute shit knocked out of them.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Edible Enamelsmug. The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.
I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the scooters of anarchymug. A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*
“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Lunar landingmug. The act of keeping a streak going on snapchat with your friend that recently died until the streak ends. It's very psychopathic, but kinda neat.
This term may also may refer to a person that sends nothing but dead animals to the people he streaks with. Nobody probably knows what he looks like cause he only sends dead shit to them LMAO.
This term may also may refer to a person that sends nothing but dead animals to the people he streaks with. Nobody probably knows what he looks like cause he only sends dead shit to them LMAO.
This boy named John sends nothing but deadass streakzz to me. he literally takes a picture of anything that is dead and sends it to me. He's been sending me stuff for over 236 straight days now.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Deadass Streakzzmug. When a really bland looking chick gives you a boner for a some odd reason. At this point in your life you will really stop and think about how low your standards have become..
Me: Dude I don’t know what it is about our 80 year old librarian woman, but damn she keeps giving me a bona lisa.
Friend: I feel like you need to see a therapist my dude
Friend: I feel like you need to see a therapist my dude
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the bona lisamug. A term used when people are chugging a liquid (mainly alcohol ) off of random objects into their mouths. It’s very popular on the Do It For State page. This includes drinks being poured down dead animal carcass, through engine blocks, in between titties, down the ass of a cow, down a gutter, out of trash can.. etc
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the adaptive chuggingmug. A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..
I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Distorted bitchmug.