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Distcombobulation 

When you are absolutely twisted out your bonce and have no words to describe how completely shit faced you have become. Also used as Discombobulated, as to Discombobulated or to describe the one who intends on giving their pals far too many treats in order for them to become Discombobulated that they then become the Distcombobulater.
I have had far too much mate, my jaws is in another postcode and I have one eye looking at you and one eye looking for you I've completley distcombobulated myself. ~It's a matter of total Distcombobulation
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discombobulationism 

discrimination towards discombobulated/confused people
Young Kevin suffered much discombobulationism for being easily confused in school.
discombobulationism by Casper13 March 26, 2010

Discombobulating 

your personality is Discombobulating
Discombobulating by TheLonelyOne October 21, 2006

Neurological Discombobulation

The act of being totally out of your head and no thoughts can come together properly. i.e. Being Drunk or Stoned
I'm suffering from some severe Neurological Discombobulation after that bowl.

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law 

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

discomboobulationisimistic 

the act of being fucked up on drugs.
discomboobulationisimistic is when you go out and smoke weed, or pop pills, etc.

discombobulation 

totaly screwed up either physically or mentaly
mommy said i had issues but i knew i was just discombobulated
discombobulation by Drew January 10, 2003
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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