Distcombobulation 

When you are absolutely twisted out your bonce and have no words to describe how completely shit faced you have become. Also used as Discombobulated, as to Discombobulated or to describe the one who intends on giving their pals far too many treats in order for them to become Discombobulated that they then become the Distcombobulater.

I have had far too much mate, my jaws is in another postcode and I have one eye looking at you and one eye looking for you I've completley distcombobulated myself. ~It's a matter of total Distcombobulation

Distcombobulation by Hannah Montana of Rugby May 1, 2022

discombobulationism 

discrimination towards discombobulated/confused people

Young Kevin suffered much discombobulationism for being easily confused in school.

discombobulationism by Casper13 March 26, 2010

Discombobulating 

Confusing, Mysterious or Strange

your personality is Discombobulating

Discombobulating by TheLonelyOne October 21, 2006

Neurological Discombobulation

The act of being totally out of your head and no thoughts can come together properly. i.e. Being Drunk or Stoned

I'm suffering from some severe Neurological Discombobulation after that bowl.

Neurological Discombobulation by Dennis Smith June 25, 2004

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law 

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

discomboobulationisimistic 

the act of being fucked up on drugs.

discomboobulationisimistic is when you go out and smoke weed, or pop pills, etc.

discomboobulationisimistic by CDHarwood May 27, 2008

discombobulation 

totaly screwed up either physically or mentaly

mommy said i had issues but i knew i was just discombobulated

discombobulation by Drew January 10, 2003