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dise: like, 10/10. good. perfect.
Yo, that girl's fine af. Yeah, she's dise.
dise by phidaddy January 17, 2020
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pres butan role dise 

Pres butan to start game. Role dise to go. For the love of Juan! Pres butan! Miguel must role dise now! Daler Mehndi is playing. Must pres butan and role dise to go! BUTAN NOW! HaIrY_TeStIcLeS! THEY NO PRES BUTAN!
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· Miguel, yes
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· and Juan
09:49pm ·@Makoto· who is miguel?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• miguel
09:49pm ·@Makoto· and who is juan?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• the one who must pres butan
09:49pm ·@Makoto· what butan?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• juan's job is to role dise
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· One must pres the butan to start ...
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• THE butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the other .. must role dise to go
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· start .. go ... they go hand in hand
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the butan .. its all about the butan
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• yea
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· if you didnt have the butan .. then you couldnt role dise to go
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· since the butan .. starts ... the game
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the butan .... the butan .... ((_)
09:50pm •+KeitaroSempai• for the love of juan! role dise to go!
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· YES PLEASE
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· i hear it .. i hear a faint ... JJOK!
09:50pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan = game start = must role dise = bg music daler mehndi
pres butan role dise by KS March 14, 2004

ai dise gratis 

ai dise gratis by dd02 June 24, 2019

Para’Dise 

The baddest pansexual bitch that you straight weird ass bitches can’t fuck with she is an alpha female and a Leo born on August 13th 2004 and she is wicked smart and a Bad Bitch so you other wack ass bitches need to take a seat because she will take your man PERIOD’T
Para’Dise is the most beautiful girl ever
I LOVE LIL DISE SO MUCH OMG SO SUSSY
Lil Dise by Ytrhjok August 22, 2024

Star Tear Disease 

The Star Tear disease is a fictional illness similar and inspired to the Hanahaki disease.

It's not deadly but cannot be cured.
It was created from

The illness born from subjects of unrequited love in which the patient start to cry coloured tears similar to stars; hence the name. Along with the coloured tears, often there is a crystalline sound or similar noises when a tear shatters on a solid plan.

The disease affects the victim eyes, making them turn color blind and, in rare cases, make the victim lose sight.

The illness would disappear if the victim get their feeling required romantically and not in matter of friendship. Although the damages already done won't disappear.
As the tears rolled down his cheeks, colored with every possible shade he had ever saw, sliding down along with that clear and crystalline twinkling.

He wanted it to stop, he didn’t wanted to cry anymore yet he wanted it to continue. he couldn’t completely hate the tears falling down his eyes, so shiny and colorful, reminding him of the stars.
Because, even if they would have made him blind, it would remind him of her. And, that was the curse of the Star Tear disease.
Star Tear Disease by Frisk6606 August 4, 2020

Hanahaki Disease 

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.

(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).
~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.

"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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