Testicles

A greek philosopher from 348 BCE, worked along Socrates.
His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)

The greek philosopher Testicles was a genius among geniuses.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.

by Senor ballsington March 17, 2008

testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.

She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.

by Watchguard April 3, 2004

testicles

The symbol of manhood. They are what makes a man a man.

I am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs

by b-neners March 10, 2008

testicles

The best thing a man could have, but not you.

john: Eat my testicles
lana: i thought you where gay

by qwertyuiop loves bbc May 4, 2022

Testicles

The two round balls in the sack under the mans 'shaft'.

Terrance: Paul! Did you see that guys big round testicles

Paul: Yes i did Terrence, they were a beauty.

by CrattleCrie January 16, 2012

Testicles

A word you say when there is awkward silence in a room with three or more people.

"..."
"Testicles"
*Laughter*

by Sean Nollen September 7, 2006

testicles

1. Two walnut-sized coils of tubing inside the scrotum containing the reproductive fluid of a male, semen.

2. An ancient greek hero.

1. I masturbated last night and emptied my testicles.

2. I heard that Testicles was even better than Hercules.

by Cockslanger January 11, 2004