Dirty Valid 

Someone that is very good in bed and handsome, someone that is kind and happy.

She's so dirty valid.

Dirty Valid by Third Harry Potter September 1, 2021

The Dirty Valdez 

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

The Dirty Valdez by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Dirty Valdez 

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

Dirty Valdez by The Clipper May 29, 2008

dirty valdemar 

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

dirty valdemar by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

Dirty Valdes

A profane sexual act in which someone inserts their much larger than average sized head into another person's anus.

The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a Dirty Valdes.

Dirty Valdes by Butt Sex Cobra May 4, 2021

Dirty Valdas 

A stoned hippie who fucks a horse to load chakra

My brother is a dirty Valdas

Dirty Valdas by Dieser Russe April 18, 2020

Dirty Valdon 

When you get so fucking horny that you grab your pet hamster and shove it up your sisters ass. Then while she screams you stick your dick in her mouth and make her deepthroat, as mom walks in the dog fucks her and your dad sits in the corner jerking off to shemale furry porn.

“Holy shit dude, while you went to church my family did a dirty Valdon”

Dirty Valdon by Dirty… July 11, 2021