Dirty Malva

Dirty Malva is when you freeze Cat shit and litter in a condom to perform a extremly painful anal session.

"Dude i just did a Dirty Malva it was as painful as it sounds"

by Dirty Malva July 5, 2021

Dirty Malachi

When a man gets pegged while listening to black metal

God I'm SO ready to get a Dirty Malachi later

by DirtyMalachi March 31, 2020

Dirty malachi

Beat the fuck off

I’m bouta dirty malachi bro

by Niggaballs538191 October 10, 2021

dirty maeva

The act of farting while making sex and having an orgasm due it.

i heard you had a dirty Maeva last night.

by elia_haha_lux November 4, 2020

dirty maeva

The act of farting during sex and having an orgasm due it.So actually the person who is intercoursing her is useless.

I heard you had dirty Maeva last night.

by elia_haha_lux November 4, 2020

dirty malachy

Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.

That night was messy, like a dirty Malachy in an Anglican dance hall

by malandjohn March 31, 2020

Dirty Malachi

When a big black guy aggressive whips out his flaccid penis and spins it around counterclockwise while screaming like an ape.

Bro my boyfriend last night pulled a Dirty Malachi and it was kinda hot.

by DommyMommy46 May 6, 2023