Dirty Malva

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Dirty Malva is when you freeze Cat shit and litter in a condom to perform a extremly painful anal session.

"Dude i just did a Dirty Malva it was as painful as it sounds"

Dirty Malva by Dirty Malva July 5, 2021

Words you can keep

Dirty Malachi

When a man gets pegged while listening to black metal

God I'm SO ready to get a Dirty Malachi later

Dirty Malachi by DirtyMalachi March 31, 2020

Related Words

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Dirty malachi

Beat the fuck off

I’m bouta dirty malachi bro

Dirty malachi by Niggaballs538191 October 10, 2021

dirty maeva

The act of farting while making sex and having an orgasm due it.

i heard you had a dirty Maeva last night.

dirty maeva by elia_haha_lux November 4, 2020

dirty maeva

The act of farting during sex and having an orgasm due it.So actually the person who is intercoursing her is useless.

I heard you had dirty Maeva last night.

dirty maeva by elia_haha_lux November 4, 2020

dirty malachy

Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.

That night was messy, like a dirty Malachy in an Anglican dance hall

dirty malachy by malandjohn March 31, 2020

Dirty Malachi

When a big black guy aggressive whips out his flaccid penis and spins it around counterclockwise while screaming like an ape.

Bro my boyfriend last night pulled a Dirty Malachi and it was kinda hot.

Dirty Malachi by DommyMommy46 May 6, 2023

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026