Dirty Kerri is gorgeous AF! Beautiful inside and out.. the true definition of lady in the streets, freak in the sheets. She will blow your mind! She’s thick and delicious and has great style! She’s very caring and kind, has a heart of gold... if you’re lucky enough to have a dirty Kerri, you’ll know exactly what I mean!
Noun : Small town in the Texas Hill Country where people go to recover from drugs and alcohol. Relapse rate is often high (no pun intended) and scallies run around hooking up with scrotes, thud dubbing the small town "dirty"
Bruh, I went home for the weekend but it's time to go back to the dirty kerr and pick up that silver D chip.
A sex act in which a hockey stick, covered in maple syrup is inserted into a moose's anus and then pulled out and licked by the inserter before crawling into the moose's anus and proceeding to give birth to themself.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.