Dirty Jo

When you make coffee and filter it with a used jizz sock.

E.g. I made my wife some dirty jo. She loved it.

Dirty Jo by Kopecks October 17, 2014

Dirty Jo

Fuck her from behind whilst pulling on a long silk scarf wrapped round her neck, in front of a mirror so she can see herself choke

Banged this bird last night she was a right dirty Jo

Dirty Jo by Wab666 July 5, 2021

dirty mary jo 

When you get drunk taking a pee and fall in the bathtub.

My girlfriend got so drunk she pulled a dirty Mary Jo.

dirty mary jo by whitejoker707 June 14, 2020

Dirty Mary Jo 

When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning “Baby.”

She had two drinks, took a lithium, and pulled a Dirty Mary Jo.

Dirty Mary Jo by anonymous September 20, 2020

dirty jon voight 

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

dirty jon voight by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

Dirty Joni 

Is a firey woman, confident, and crazy. An incredible friend, but dont get on her bad side. Watch out for the redheaded ones, they have super powers.

I saw Dirty Joni drinking at the Fort last night. She was having an insane time.

Dirty Joni by sam726 August 24, 2019

The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.

Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted

The Dirty Joel by Meatman121 September 4, 2019