Dirty Jerk
Dirty Jerk by CalU Cups April 21, 2010
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The dirty Jerk
A dirty Jerk occurs when you are taking a shit and decide "Yo I have to Jerk right now" and proceed to jerk off while still sitting on the toilet (preferably without flushing or wiping)
"Yo I was just in the mood and had to hit The dirty Jerk, I was just feeling it and something came upon me that could not be controlled"
The dirty Jerk by JTyo0303 May 7, 2026
dirty monkey jerk
Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.
dirty monkey jerk by USDrumer June 25, 2014
Dirty Foot Jerk
When you got either a clean or dirty foot and feeling kinda frisky so you jerk a cock ... And he LOVES IT!!!
My boyfriend fell asleep in the chair and I stuck my foot up his basketball shorts and dirty foot jerked him off
Dirty Foot Jerk by anonymous July 28, 2025
Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk
That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
Dirt Jerk
After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
Dirt Jerk by 3nothappening November 27, 2010
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