Definitions by 3nothappening
shartnado
An explosive shart.
Phyllis did the mucho burrito and a shartnado ensued.
shartnado by 3nothappening January 1, 2016
fluff & flick
We got the fluff & flick from the boss today. She told us that if we got the project done by working overtime we could all take tomorrow off. After the project was done she told us that we have a mandatory staff meeting at 9 a.m.
When I got home my wife met me at the door wearing nothing but stiletto's only to tell me that she wanted a divorce.
When I got home my wife met me at the door wearing nothing but stiletto's only to tell me that she wanted a divorce.
fluff & flick by 3nothappening July 2, 2011
Dirt Jerk
After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
Dirt Jerk by 3nothappening November 27, 2010