Dirkage

Can be used to desribe the size of male's sex organs.

"He has minimal dirkage." or "He has massive dirkage"

Dirkage by StefDigga April 1, 2003

Dirkage

To have a big penis; stemmed from Dirk Diglar in Boogie Nights.

His he small or does he have the dirkage.

Dirkage by lala January 16, 2003

dorkage 

1. To be so involved in dorky things
2. Being an extreme dork
3. Doing things that seem only a dork would do
4. Having a weird fettish
5. Doing odd hobbies often

Rob: "I like to collect stamps"
Meg: "wow, if that's not total dorkage I don't know what is"

"If you ever feel like a dork, you probably live a dorkage life"

dorkage by yamahahopping October 2, 2008

dickage factor 

the factor of difficulty by which a task is completed.

Example 1: 'I ordered my plane ticket online without a problem. The dickage factor was really low.

Example 2: When I was traveling in country X, I needed to buy a train ticket. It took me 3 hours and almost cost me my life to go 2 km to get to the station. First I got a cab, but the driver apon just entering the flood of traffic clipped a horse-drawn cart;he got out and began a high-intensity verbal assalt on the conductor of the cart. So I started to walk to the station. The temperature started rising to meltdown levels. I walked to the side of road and my shoe was torn off by a partially open sewer hole.One shoe on and one off I flagged a cyclo (bike-powered taxi). I hopped over and got in it. After 10 minutes of break-neck peddling and hair raising riding i concluded that the cyclo driver was clinically insane or completely intoxicated or both as he swerved in and out of traffic and down the wrong way of several one way streets. As we rounded a hairpin narrow passage, I noticed that a bicycle wheel was rolling passed us. Funny that. Where could it have come from? A second later, our cyclo was airborne and sparks were flying off the axel and the tarmack from where our wheel had once been. Fortunately I hit the ground doing a pencil-stlye roll and didn't stop till my body wrapped around a U-turn sign. Now both shoes were gone. Before I moved, i did a quick inventory of my senses and body, a trick I do in morning yoga. Slowly, I made a stand feeling for my travel wallet unconsiously; it was there. Over the dust, pollution, motorbikes, cars, cows, and sundogs, I saw the train station. I looked left and right. Not Clear. I did this for 20 minutes with the same result. Finally, I saw a man cleaning car windows on the streets amongst the traffic. He darted in and around like a humming bird on Red Bull. As he drew near, I knew he was my safe vessel, my ticket to the other side and the train station. As we whipped by I jumped in behind him and mirrored his every move through the traffic. Within a minute, I was a meter away from the safe haven of the 'sidewalk.' Then, he turned and went back out into the center traffic. Within a nano-second, I decided to dart right and to the sidewalk on my own. I looked hard into the on-coming traffic, bent my torso and chest aft as a pick-up truck carrying scrap metal almost lopped off my head. in doing so, I put myself in harms way from the rear and a screamming head and horm from behind got me to bolt upright immediately. I paniced and sprinted to the sidewalk stepping on a broken bottle on the way. I tied off the bleeding cut and limped to the station. As I entered, I saw a line that was 50 people deep in front of the window selling tickets. I stood there three hours before gettting to the window. I told the seller I needed two tickets to K. He promptly stamped and wrote on a pair of tickets; I paid him and left. Apon arriving back to the hotel, I was asked how hard was it to get tickets to K. I responed with, "buying the tickets at the station was OK, but THE DICKAGE FACTOR of getting to the station was high--the dickage factor was through the roof."

dickage factor by Royal Wulff September 14, 2009

Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

Gross Dickage by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

dickage 

To give someone an unfair deal; to screw someone over.

"You're going to have to cover my shift"

"That is complete dickage"

dickage by LannyM March 18, 2005

dickage 

Quite simply, male genitalia.

My dickage is on show, bruv.

dickage by spunko December 19, 2003