1. To be so involved in dorky things
2. Being an extreme dork
3. Doing things that seem only a dork would do
4. Having a weird fettish
5. Doing odd hobbies often
Rob: "I like to collect stamps"
Meg: "wow, if that's not total dorkage I don't know what is"
"If you ever feel like a dork, you probably live a dorkage life"