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1. To be so involved in dorky things
2. Being an extreme dork
3. Doing things that seem only a dork would do
4. Having a weird fettish
5. Doing odd hobbies often
Rob: "I like to collect stamps"
Meg: "wow, if that's not total dorkage I don't know what is"

"If you ever feel like a dork, you probably live a dorkage life"
dorkage by yamahahopping October 2, 2008
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dorkmage 

the guy on ffxi who got kicked out of ffxi for hacking and getting a level 1 mule into Tulia now named dorktank and being the only person who has ever had signed stuff worth something extra
damn that Dorkmage lost 42 mil when he got kicked
dorkmage by you will never know February 22, 2005
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Can be used to desribe the size of male's sex organs.
"He has minimal dirkage." or "He has massive dirkage"
Dirkage by StefDigga April 1, 2003
A strange planet from another galaxis. On dormagen lives ugly things called Topals. They aren't very smart, but dangerous.
"Shit, we must land on this damn ass shit planet Dormagen, we better be careful,there a lot of Topals here."
Dormagen by RMCF January 30, 2008
Derkage by HanifLaThief February 1, 2021
That which results from dropping a dookie.
After his massive dookage, the shitter was broke for day.
dookage by ed bellamy December 8, 2006

dorkaler 

A dorky person that is also sexy and alluring.
When Lorianne sticks out her tounge she looks like a dorkaler.
dorkaler by Plansmon January 3, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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