Direct-deposit

When you eat while on the toilet, also a method to lose weight.

When I'm in a rush, I use the direct-deposit method to save time, and lose weight.

Direct-deposit by Urbd916 October 1, 2016

Direct Deposit 

Right before ejaculation, shoving ones penis down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.

She said that she didn't like the taste so I gave her a direct deposit.

Direct Deposit by JJB1600 January 5, 2009

Direct Deposit 

A direct deposit is made when raw doggin it with a chick and you don't pull out.

Douchecunt #1: Hey man, did you wrap it up with that chick?
Douchecunt #2: Nah man, I had to raw dog it.
Douchecunt #1: Ahhh.. sick.
Douchecunt #2: AND I gave her a direct deposit!
Douchecunt #1: She'll be seeing you in 9 months.

Direct Deposit by JBento June 9, 2009

Direct Deposit 

(Noun): To masturbate whilst standing on one's head, then upon the point of orgasm, shooting one's ejaculate into one's own mouth.

His shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the Direct Deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.

Direct Deposit by Sir Michael McEwan April 30, 2008

Direct deposit 

When someone is passed out, you drop your pants, place your sphincter directly on their nostrils, and let loose with an offensive wind storm.

"Danny passed out on the couch after a few too many, and I dropped my dockers to give him a direct deposit...he barfed all over my nuts."

Direct deposit by tommyboy79 October 20, 2005

Direct Deposit 

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.

"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."

Direct Deposit by zerk August 25, 2018

derect deposit

The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".

I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".

derect deposit by QuacksO January 31, 2019