Dinter

When your damn printer won't work/dies 20 minutes before your 20 page paper is due.

Bob: God I hate this dinter! I'm going to fail!

by loveshams July 22, 2008

Turd dinter

Someone who likes to be the giver in anal sex.

Person 1- Hey, she let me take it up the poo pipe last night!
Person 2- Wooooo you turd dinter.

by Pip-squeak February 4, 2021

ham dinner

A rim job thru a pineapple slice.

Your mother squealed like a piggy when I was giving her a ham dinner.

by tenesmus October 11, 2014

TV Dinner Date

A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.

You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.

(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy

On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl

The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.

1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date

2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

DINKER

Dual Income No Kids Early Retirees

I'm jealous at those couples; they are both dinkers! Having dual income and no kids can really make people become financially independent faster!

by Rhodnius January 16, 2018

default dinner

The what to eat decision made for evening meal, usually when out of food.

Damn, the folks are coming over...mac n cheese default dinner? Maybe with hot dog chunks?

Nothing to eat kids. Can smell Jim's grill, though. Sneak over for default dinner.

by msdee January 5, 2017

Crinkly Dinker

"crinkly dinker" describes someone or something that's needlessly complex, confusing, or inefficient. It could imply that the person or thing is causing unnecessary complications or difficulties due to their actions or attributes.

Despite his promises of efficiency, his approach to project management turned out to be a crinkly dinker, leading to unnecessary complications and delays.

by Beancakeman August 17, 2023