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dinners ready
When you come up to the dinner table, whip your dick out, and slam it on the table and say "DINNERS READY!"
dinners ready by Rocketmonkey456 December 18, 2019
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Swanson's Angry Man Dinners
The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.
It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.
It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.
Swanson's Angry Man Dinners by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004
More dicks than dinners
PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!
PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners
PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners
More dicks than dinners by IceyT November 29, 2018
TV Dinners
TV dinners. Providing Americans with yet another way to stuff themselves in front of the TV since the 1950's
TV Dinners by Sweet_Tea_Sipper June 10, 2010
Bobby-two-dinners
Bobby-two-dinners by Bobby-two-dinners April 30, 2019
HOT DINNERS
When a colleague has one too many sick days, one can refer to the saying 'more days off than hot dinners'.
HOT DINNERS by Bustybonnie September 29, 2010
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