Dinklefest

A gathering of men who's Dinkles are less than five inches in length.

Whilst sharing a shower at the local gym, Jim noticed that William's Dinkle was sub 5 inches.

He immediately asked "William, would you like to come to my Dinklefest on Saturday?"

by Mr Dinkle August 20, 2009

Dinklestien

people who are violently addicted to risk of rain.

Oh that zane! He is such a little dinklestien.

by dinklestien September 17, 2021

Dinklefoot

Someone who's toes look like small penis'.

Sally: I'd go out with him, but his toes looks like small penis'!
Jim: Oh, so he's a dinklefoot?

by Master Clean January 17, 2006

Danglefest

One who dangles many people to get to the net.

A Dangler who dangles many times on one shift.

That was a massive danglefest by Bond.

by Ovech December 28, 2006

Dinkfest

When one has Breakfast at Dinner time. It can involve waffles, bacon, hash browns, french toast, eggs of any kind.
(Or Cereal if one is lacking in ingredients/imagination)

(known to the lame as 'brinner' - Do not accept any substitutions.)

"Hey, it's 9pm, anybody want some bacon?"

"Yes! Dinkfest time!"

by Jessie_Og February 10, 2010

Dinglenest

1)The place in which dingle-berries are caught. The tangled hair of the butt crack.
2)A crowded place with little pieces of shit that is difficult to leave i.e. a hipster bar

Let's leave, this place is a total dinglenest

by T. Chesterfield May 17, 2011

diddlefest

A shitshow hosted by the summer students annually in which everyone DIDDLES all night together while dancing.

Bob: "Are you going to diddlefest?"
Jack: "What's diddllefest?"
Bob: "Oh it's just a shitshow where everyone gets hammered and diddles eachother while dancing."
Jack: "I'll be there!"

by ShibbyDorp November 7, 2010