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Dinklefest 

A gathering of men who's Dinkles are less than five inches in length.
Whilst sharing a shower at the local gym, Jim noticed that William's Dinkle was sub 5 inches.

He immediately asked "William, would you like to come to my Dinklefest on Saturday?"
Dinklefest by Mr Dinkle August 20, 2009
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Dinklestien 

people who are violently addicted to risk of rain.
Oh that zane! He is such a little dinklestien.
Dinklestien by dinklestien September 17, 2021

Dinklefoot 

Someone who's toes look like small penis'.
Sally: I'd go out with him, but his toes looks like small penis'!
Jim: Oh, so he's a dinklefoot?
Dinklefoot by Master Clean January 17, 2006

Danglefest 

One who dangles many people to get to the net.

A Dangler who dangles many times on one shift.
That was a massive danglefest by Bond.
Danglefest by Ovech December 28, 2006

Dinkfest 

When one has Breakfast at Dinner time. It can involve waffles, bacon, hash browns, french toast, eggs of any kind.
(Or Cereal if one is lacking in ingredients/imagination)

(known to the lame as 'brinner' - Do not accept any substitutions.)
"Hey, it's 9pm, anybody want some bacon?"

"Yes! Dinkfest time!"
Dinkfest by Jessie_Og February 10, 2010

Dinglenest

1)The place in which dingle-berries are caught. The tangled hair of the butt crack.
2)A crowded place with little pieces of shit that is difficult to leave i.e. a hipster bar
Let's leave, this place is a total dinglenest
Dinglenest by T. Chesterfield May 17, 2011

diddlefest

A shitshow hosted by the summer students annually in which everyone DIDDLES all night together while dancing.
Bob: "Are you going to diddlefest?"
Jack: "What's diddllefest?"
Bob: "Oh it's just a shitshow where everyone gets hammered and diddles eachother while dancing."
Jack: "I'll be there!"
diddlefest by ShibbyDorp November 7, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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