diddlefest

A shitshow hosted by the summer students annually in which everyone DIDDLES all night together while dancing.

Bob: "Are you going to diddlefest?"
Jack: "What's diddllefest?"
Bob: "Oh it's just a shitshow where everyone gets hammered and diddles eachother while dancing."
Jack: "I'll be there!"

by ShibbyDorp November 7, 2010

Dinklefest

A gathering of men who's Dinkles are less than five inches in length.

Whilst sharing a shower at the local gym, Jim noticed that William's Dinkle was sub 5 inches.

He immediately asked "William, would you like to come to my Dinklefest on Saturday?"

by Mr Dinkle August 20, 2009