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dangle fest 

to absolutley humiliate another hockey player with some sick nasty moves or "dangles"
in my game the other night i was on a break away and i decided to have a sick nasty dangle fest on the other teams Defense
dangle fest by tyler walllace June 13, 2007

Danglenectar 

The act of vomiting from taking too many drugs at a show then continuing to enjoy the show directly after.
Man 1: You went pretty hard last night, it was sheer danglenectar for you.
Man 2: Really, I dont remember a thing.
Danglenectar by demonhacker January 10, 2015

Dangle fest 

one player getting by many others using fly moves in a hockey game.
-You see Gary Busey go on that dangle fest!

-Yeah man! he was schooling those fools left and right!
Dangle fest by JaBallah January 8, 2009

danglemeister

A danglemeister is someone whome by encroaching upon a dangleberry is a master of the art of having a dangleberry. They may shart themselves and therefor create a dangleberry with ease.
Dogs are danglemeisters because they create dangleberrys with ease.
danglemeister by alejandro14 March 8, 2011

dancefest 

this is where you have a massive dance it can be down alone of with company.
when you see someone dancing you could say omg look there have a dancefest.

or when you are with friends you could be like omg guys lets have a dancefest
dancefest by jenrrbabes October 17, 2008

Dinklefest 

A gathering of men who's Dinkles are less than five inches in length.
Whilst sharing a shower at the local gym, Jim noticed that William's Dinkle was sub 5 inches.

He immediately asked "William, would you like to come to my Dinklefest on Saturday?"
Dinklefest by Mr Dinkle August 20, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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