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dinglestone 

1)A small pebble one acquires on the road along the coast of Dingle, Ireland. The descendants of this region are partial to placing them on the mantle as a nostalgic gesture.
2)The final phase of transformation of the dingleberry, the melding of Toilet paper and fecal matter which ensares itself in orbit around the sphinctoid.
1)My Uncle Seamus mistakenly placed his own dingleberries on the mantel alongside his snott balls and toe jam until they hardened to dinglestones. He had never been to Ireland so had never seen that the stones in Dingle were more of a greyish tone than his brown progeny.
2)She had produced a sharp dinglestone which caused a stabbing pain on her inner ass cheek., but others complimented on her sexy new style of walk. She was torn about removing the little fella, whom she had affectionately dubbed O'Heinehy.
dinglestone by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

dinglesaurus 

A huge pre-historic penis
"Wow I cant believe I bought that line that he was only 40 until he dropped his pants and I saw his dinglesaurus and his balls hit the floor"

"Yo that dinglesaurus at the OTB just hit me up for 5 bucks"
dinglesaurus by Ramadeeez May 15, 2010

Dinglesauce 

A sauce made from dingleberries, mostly used in pastas or as a dip for chips. Has a mushy texture. There are many varying flavors. It all depends on the meals the Dingle-factories feed their workers. Is known to be quite hard to swallow, again, it depends on the workers and how hairy their asses are. Is also used as a curse word, more commonly, in rural areas.
"Dinglesauce, I just bite my tongue"

"Fucking Dinglesauce man, you scored that hot chick?"

dingleturd 

When you takin a poop an it gets stuck in your butt-crack hair EEEW
i thought all the poo was out but i had a dingleturd stuck in my crack!!
dingleturd by Veeks August 3, 2007

singlestud 

A single guy who can't find a girlfriend or one-night stand. He resorts to masturbation as his only form of pleasure.
David proved to his colorado buddies that he was the ultimate singlestud by going home alone every night and not by choice.
singlestud by Mr. Little January 14, 2008

Dinglesaurus Rex 

A large T-Rex of nightmares that chases after you, screaming random words like 'Dingles!' or 'Bungus!'

See also: Cockaraptor
Man 1: "Dude, I had this crazy dream i was being chased by a Dinglesaurus Rex"
Man 2: "Shut the hell up Steve, You're a cunt."
Dinglesaurus Rex by PatH93 December 10, 2011