singlestud

A single guy who can't find a girlfriend or one-night stand. He resorts to masturbation as his only form of pleasure.

David proved to his colorado buddies that he was the ultimate singlestud by going home alone every night and not by choice.

by Mr. Little January 14, 2008

Singlest

When there is nobody on the radar; no one in your mind. The total and complete state of freedom.

I might be the singlest person in the world, but I'm also one of the happiest

by Jet-a March 3, 2011

Dinglestud

A true ghetto baller who knows how to play the game

my friend jamal acts like a Dinglestud when he steps on that court

by braves5051 July 26, 2009

singletutionalized

Being single so long one is unable to adapt to a meaningful long term committed relationship.

He is never going to commit to a woman, he is singletutionalized.

by MsPresley September 30, 2020

singlestache

The mustache you shave either right after or right before the end of a relationship to symbolize your new found independence. Also can be used a flag to show that you are not ready for another relationship.

1: Did you see Bob's singlestache?
2: Yeah man he must be about to break up with his girlfriend.

or

I'd totally go out with Bob but he has that silly singlestache. Maybe I'll ask him out when he shaves it.

by TheMcGuinness August 28, 2014

Singlected

Made up on Facebook today. This word means Single and Neglected.

I really hate a “pick me” person. They are usually Singlected and miserable.

by Simply_Dre_TheGemini November 15, 2023