The mustache you shave either right after or right before the end of a relationship to symbolize your new found independence. Also can be used a flag to show that you are not ready for another relationship.
1: Did you seeBob's singlestache?
2: Yeah man he must be about to break up with his girlfriend.
or
I'd totally go out with Bob but he has that silly singlestache. Maybe I'll ask him out when he shaves it.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.