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dingleseed 

Similar to a dingleberry except that it occurs when using one of those organic homemade soaps encrusted with dried lavender seeds and you don't properly rinse your buttcrack or overly hairy pubes.
Using the homemade lavender soap bar he bought in Vermont, Henry took a hurried shower this morning, leaving numerous dingleseeds that will likely horrify his boyfriend later tonight.
dingleseed by K-squared November 7, 2013
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dingleweed 

A person who has made a completely irrelevant or dumb comment and is considered by the general population to be stupid.
Jack said, "That tree has a limb."

David said, " No shit you fucking dingleweed!"
dingleweed by ZACHCHIEF August 10, 2007
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dinglehead

Another name for perceived bad drivers, usually assumed to be female and talking on a cell phone.
Get off your d@#$ phone!!! Get out of the way! What are you doing you dinglehead???!?!!?!?!!
dinglehead by Lulufefe May 9, 2011

Dingleseeds 

The precursor to the dingleberry.
Day 1, the dingleseeds begin they’re journey to become a mature dingleberry.
Dingleseeds by Dixie Normous26 April 24, 2023

Dinglestud 

A true ghetto baller who knows how to play the game
my friend jamal acts like a Dinglestud when he steps on that court
Dinglestud by braves5051 July 26, 2009

dinglehead

noun, A bit daft and from Bristol. Silly.
"Binks, yer a dingleheaded codsmelling twat"
dinglehead by Dins September 9, 2006

Dingleweed 

A dingleweed is a guy who will never be loved by a woman and is a all around butt this is a person slightly worst then a dingleberry and the opposite of a yeetster
Man does something really stupid

Johnoh your such a dingleweed”
Dingleweed by Yeet Warrior December 28, 2018