(coined by Antenna Wilde)
1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the
computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but
soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A
soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.