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Dingless

someone who is a little slow ...in a good way
I dont get it.

Its ok dingless
by davefromjax November 5, 2010
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dinglestone

1)A small pebble one acquires on the road along the coast of Dingle, Ireland. The descendants of this region are partial to placing them on the mantle as a nostalgic gesture.
2)The final phase of transformation of the dingleberry, the melding of Toilet paper and fecal matter which ensares itself in orbit around the sphinctoid.
1)My Uncle Seamus mistakenly placed his own dingleberries on the mantel alongside his snott balls and toe jam until they hardened to dinglestones. He had never been to Ireland so had never seen that the stones in Dingle were more of a greyish tone than his brown progeny.
2)She had produced a sharp dinglestone which caused a stabbing pain on her inner ass cheek., but others complimented on her sexy new style of walk. She was torn about removing the little fella, whom she had affectionately dubbed O'Heinehy.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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dinglesaurus

A huge pre-historic penis
"Wow I cant believe I bought that line that he was only 40 until he dropped his pants and I saw his dinglesaurus and his balls hit the floor"

"Yo that dinglesaurus at the OTB just hit me up for 5 bucks"
by Ramadeeez May 15, 2010
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Dinglesauce

A sauce made from dingleberries, mostly used in pastas or as a dip for chips. Has a mushy texture. There are many varying flavors. It all depends on the meals the Dingle-factories feed their workers. Is known to be quite hard to swallow, again, it depends on the workers and how hairy their asses are. Is also used as a curse word, more commonly, in rural areas.
"Dinglesauce, I just bite my tongue"

"Fucking Dinglesauce man, you scored that hot chick?"
by I believe I can fly, I believe September 10, 2013
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Dingleshnitz

I yelled at my friend who was sticking pencils up his nose, “quit being such a dingleshnitz!”
by Itzacekret March 16, 2021
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dinglesoft

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008
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dingles

by Chadwick J Bob December 6, 2006
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