dinglesoft

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.

George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!

by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

Quantavious Dinglebottem

The fine high class version of the inferior Quandale Dingle. Standing at a whopping 5 foot 4 with a 69 inch vertical he is also the greatest basketball player of all time.

The divine king Quantavious Dinglebottem

by Quantavious Dinglebottems dad April 22, 2022

DingleRoot

“Noun” A term used by Oompavile to describe a penis, or dick.

Oompavile: Hey Cole, look at this dingleroot
Cole: WOW

by Penis=Funny June 1, 2019

dingletuft

A patch of hair in the crevice of the gluteus maximus.

Some wigga mooned me and he had shit caked in his dingletuft.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 7, 2003

Dinglefoot

When you step in dog shit with your bare feet you have a case of the dinglefoot.

Oh damn that smells like dinglefoot.

by dingleheimer November 15, 2011

Dingleshit

Poo nugget that hangs from your nut hair.

That dood has some rad Dingleshit goin' on!

by Brad April 26, 2004

Quandarious Dinglebottom G the 3rd

The 3rd king of the quan qivles

Did you vote for quandarious Dinglebottom G the 3rd?

by sebikerebi September 10, 2022