(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.

George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!

dinglesoft by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

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dingledoofer

A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.

I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.

dingledoofer by Gottapee July 1, 2017

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dinglehoofer

slang for penis

my dinglehoofer is burning when i pee

dinglehoofer by nutmangreg March 25, 2010

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Dingleoofus

A combination between the shortened version of Dingleberry
and a Doofus.

A Dingleberry being the small pooplets left on and around your butt after a sub-par wipe.
A Doofus being a not very smart person.

Therefor a Dingleoofus is a small dumb pooplet

Guy 1: "Did you hear about when John ran into the door?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, he's such a damn dingleoofus."

Dingleoofus by AnonT July 23, 2010

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