Dingerwap

A way of calling someone a real piece of shit,

Can be used interchangeably with “asshole” amongst true friends

Jeffery Epstein is a dingerwap.

John: *catches a big fish* “Haha look what I caught
Jim: *has caught nothing* “Shut up you dingerwap”

Dingerwap by KamikazeGuy November 18, 2025

dangerwake 

The act of ejaculating on a person's face to wake them up

"Wake up Steph, or i will dangerwake you up!"

dangerwake by SexPistol December 19, 2008

dangerwank 

Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.

<fumble>Mum? C'mere for a sec <fumble>

dangerwank by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005

Dinkerwad 

Term used for a rag, or a wad of toliet paper used to wipe your penis off with after masturbating or pissing.

Example.) Josh! Quit leaving your dinkerwads in ur pants pocket! I end up having to pull them out after they have gone through the wash.

Example 2.) Quit being a freaking dinkerwad Maria!

Dinkerwad by Joshua E January 9, 2008

dinglerape

The forceable removal of another person's dingleberries without prior consent.

When riding the subway, one should always remember to wear a belt, lest they become an unfortunate victim of a dinglerape at the hands of a vicious follicle yanking dinglerapist. Saggers beware!

dinglerape by Dinglemeyer January 10, 2014

Dangerwank 

To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.

Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"

Dangerwank by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014

dangerwank 

a game played by u and a few fucked up m8's.prefably a lot
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)

u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money

a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007

person1: me and bout 7 of my m8's played dangerwank yesterday
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it

dangerwank by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009