dangerwank
Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.
dangerwank by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005
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Dangerwank
To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.
Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"
Dangerwank by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014
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dangerwank
a game played by u and a few fucked up m8's.prefably a lot
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)
u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money
a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)
u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money
a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007
person1: me and bout 7 of my m8's played dangerwank yesterday
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it
dangerwank by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
Dangerwank
The act of calling out your sisters name half way through a wank, then trying to blow your load before she walks in and catches you in the act.
Ripper is one dirty bastard. Lastnight he told me he had a dangerwank and his sister caught him. Dirty cunt. Lost on purpose.
Dangerwank by MiceKrotum69 March 25, 2025
Spectral Dangerwank
I was just wanking in my room when all of the sudden I was spooked by a ghost, guess it turned out to be a Spectral Dangerwank.
Spectral Dangerwank by Ipomcea August 6, 2018
cyber danger wank
Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.
Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
cyber danger wank by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020
danger wank
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
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