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ding-dong 

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.
That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!
ding-dong by moi April 20, 2004

ding-dong 

the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.
Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants
Friend 2: its my ding-dong, its hard because the teacher is hella hot brudda.
ding-dong by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021

ding-dong 

The shiny doorbell went ding-dong.
ding-dong by stupdawg April 20, 2009

Ding Dong 

The penal area of a man's genitalia
Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong....

-Gunther and The Sunshine Girls
Ding Dong by David Greiner May 6, 2005

ding dong 

A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas
G: I live in Ding Dong
D: fag...
ding dong by DDDD January 24, 2008

Ding Dong 

Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)
1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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