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ding-dong

the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.

Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants
Friend 2: its my ding-dong, its hard because the teacher is hella hot brudda.

by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021

pensus

omg the peepee is sussy o_o

Guy 1: penis sounds like pensus sometimes
Guy 2: OH NO MY FRIEND HAS BEEN INFECTED BY THE AMONG US VIRUS IM GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by I did ur mother at December 7, 2021

Officially Gay

you are officially gay when you suck a mans pp and the president sees it

2 gays: *kissing*
the president: you 2 are now Officially Gay! Congratulations!

by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021

ding dong

ding dong is another way to say penis or dick

person 1: "my ding dong is floppy"

by I did ur mother at May 4, 2022

woman + guy

this is the time where ur pp will either be hard or sucked

Girl: *pp sucking noises*
Man: *unhappy noises*
its officially woman + guy

by I did ur mother at November 17, 2021

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

idk emoji

Mum: you know where the dog is?
Son and dad: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by I did ur mother at November 17, 2021

cheesecutter

thing that cuts cheese

dad: "son where is the cheesecutter"
son: "its in the cabinet"

by I did ur mother at April 25, 2022