A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

A PENIS, usually quite tiny.

The sound a doorbell makes.

Idiot or penis

A silly word used to instigate fights.

The penal area of a man's genitalia

A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas