Dilly Whack 

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis

That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.

Dilly Whack by Tom December 7, 2004

Dilly Wacker

Penis, DICK

My mom walked in when I was playing with my Dilly Wacker!

Dilly Wacker by Dingaling11 January 11, 2012

Dilly Whacker

Someone who gives free, unskilled handjobs to strangers. Usually while intoxicated.

Skeezy Shelley is one dirty Dilly Whacker!

Dilly Whacker by steev-0 February 16, 2009

dilly wacker

also known as the wack, dilly wacker 3000, wackatron, wackzilla, wacktimus prime, bongzilla, darbzilla, wackism.

Is the main producer of a commodity that bitches love called wackjism.

Well known bed time story told to young bitches in hope they will abstain from sex. Instilling fear that their vaginal cavities will be torn apart by the wack stick and filled with glorious yet acidic wackjism.

That bitch got slayed by dilly wacker, i heard he fixed her acne with his wackjism 'cough' slut

dilly wacker by mjizzle October 4, 2012

dillywacking 

wasting time; being less than productive.

"Curtis, you shouldn't be there dillywacking when there's work to be done!"

dillywacking by cranberry. March 3, 2010

dillywacking 

An activity involving matches being simultaneously flicked and lit. The matches are held like paper footballs against the striker on the matchbox. The middle or fore finger is then used to flick the match. This causes the match to be lit before flying off the box. Often played as a game with friends.

Never go dillywacking in the woods. You could start forest fires. Also, be careful not to dillywack into someone's hair.

dillywacking by Jimmy The Giant October 13, 2011

Dillywacker 

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.

redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dillywacker by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011