Skip to main content

dollywanker 

A person who dresses up as the opposite gender and masturbates to themself.
My grandpa has been crossdressing lately. I guess he's a real dollywanker now....
dollywanker by Galactikid November 23, 2016

Dillywacker 

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.
redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dillywacker by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011

doovywhacker 

A universal descriptor for any object that is unknown.
Can I please have one of those round doovywhacker things in the front . Used when asking for food from the hotbox when you aren't clear on what each item is.
doovywhacker by JJ's Kitchen March 2, 2018

dollywacker

when a guy wacks another guys dick or a girl wacks another girls pussy
Don't touch me you dollywacker
dollywacker by sa dsa January 12, 2005

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026