A mythological being whom is essentially a giant dildo. He uses a large cannon on the top of his head to shoot green/white projectiles toward his enemies/unsuspecting innocents.
Dildor's rampage left the town not only destroyed, but covered in sticky jizz, preventing all repairs for a while.
by Arthur Scott Stewart December 4, 2003
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Man 1: Dude, that guy is totally a dildor.
Man 2: I get what you mean...
Dildor Guy: *loudly farts a wet one*
Man 1 & 2: REALLY?!
Man 1: Did you shit yourself, dildor?
Man 2: I get what you mean...
Dildor Guy: *loudly farts a wet one*
Man 1 & 2: REALLY?!
Man 1: Did you shit yourself, dildor?
by crazeGUY1515 March 30, 2013
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When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018
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“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
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Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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by Bobswaget71 July 23, 2014
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