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Dildocracy 

The government form in which the head dildocrat forces a society to his/her dickish ways.
Yeah, the Republic of Vachina is a total Dildocracy.
Dildocracy by solidejake November 3, 2010

dildocake 

1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult
She needs to wash that dildo! It smells like a harbor and that cake is as think as my birthday cake was!

Get out of my way Dildocake!
dildocake by probie November 15, 2005

Dildorado'd 

Dildorado'd -meaning; to offend or alienate a group of people.
This offence can be one single action or several actions that add together to result in offence and alienation.
Usually leading to a loss of acceptance from the group and possible shunning or excommunication.
Commiting this acction is generaly serious enough to ruin any chance of acceptance back into the group.
This definition does not apply to offending a single person or commiting an offence that likely will be forgiven.
I Dildorado'd all of my my co-workers when I made that Polish joke at the Xmas party.

He was a lousy team captain, he picked on the black players all the time and Dildorado'd during the big game with his half time speach.
Dildorado'd by Sean1967 March 28, 2007

dildocam 

A small, poor quality camera. Often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. Photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.
Oh hai, I love photography and I plan on going to an art institute to show off the skills I have. Do you think pictures I take with my dildocam will make it? They're blurry but I managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.
dildocam by ashleymalicious July 6, 2010

dildocals 

Person on Twitter

Has much humour and is overall a very sympathetic person
Person A: ,,Did you heard of dildocals?!"
Person B: ,,The person on Twitter?"
Person A: ,,Yes they're so cool!!"
dildocals by f4mousl4stw0rds August 28, 2022
A girl who does everything with dildos.
yuck, dildos are gross!, like Dildora!!!!!
Dildora by starwarsfan123 February 2, 2018
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