Dildoric 

An object with the qualities of being penis or dildo like

A cucumber is a dildoric object.

Dildoric by Vinnie Van Gogh January 2, 2017

Dildorca

it is a small creature the size of a dildo that swims in chlorinated pools. If you see one in your pool do not engage. Call the police and animal control, (unless you want to be sexually whaled on. No pun intended.)

That slut went into a pool with a dildorca and didnt come out unharmed

Dildorca by Bobswaget71 July 23, 2014

dildosicle 

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).

I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.

dildosicle by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017

dildonic

Adjective: displaying traits or characteristics of a dildo.

That party was totally dildonic, I can't believe we went.

dildonic by Jobi February 1, 2005

dildotics 

dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.

The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.

Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.

Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.

Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?

dildotics by C. Beauregard January 16, 2008

dildorino 

A term frequently used to describe someone as dildo like. This is what separates the term from dick. Calling someone a dick is referencing that their behavior is alike that of male genitalia, or overall acting as if their intentions are to fuck someone over. A dildorino is a someone with behavior similar to that of a sex toy; they will never go out on their own to screw anyone, but as soon as someone wants to fuck someone over they will jump at the opportunity to help.

"Jamie you effing dildorino," Dan continued, "You knew that he was drawing that dick on my face, didn't you?"

dildorino by ThaBusterD July 5, 2016

Quad-Dildonic Penetration 

Noun: Penetration involving more than three and less than five dildonic objects, generally dildos, or in the classic western form, dildi.

Last night Jill had some crazy quad-dildonic penetration

Quad-Dildonic Penetration by The baddest mofo who wants to be a pilot July 7, 2008