Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.
Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.
That shit your mom puts in her vibrator to make that mother fucker have more juice than a fucking Diesel engine
Timmy: Dude is someone running a chainsaw Quaf: nah man my mom just got some nitrous Dildoxide and now the neighbors can ever hear her buzzing the beaver