Originally used in Australia as a wooden sex assistant prior to its use as a musical instrument after the accidental discovery that you could get sounds to come out of it.
Once you're finishedletting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.
Timmy: Dude is someone running a chainsaw
Quaf: nah man my mom just got some nitrous Dildoxide and now the neighbors can ever hear her buzzing the beaver