Dildoicly

To use an object in the same way you would use a dildo.

I'll stick the banana up your hole Dildoicly !!!

by blagan May 2, 2011

dildosicle

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).

I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.

by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017

dildocity

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.

Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?

by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

dildoic

of or relating to a dildo

The giant highlighter is dildoic.
We had a dildoicly good time in the meadow.
This soda bottle is not only phallic but also dildoic

by Ncik May 2, 2004

Dildoic

A word or phrase that is knowingly/unknowingly also a reference to the popular penis shaped sex toy. A very specific euphemism.

"strap-on, father! it's going to be one hell of a ride" the marketing slogan for a new up and coming catholic internet service provider, was unfortunately dildoic in reference.

by catholicinternetprovider January 4, 2014

dildicycle

(pronounced dil-DIE-cycle)
1. This unique contraption is a bicycle with a dildo attached to the seat. The device is used for transportation, exercise, or as a sex toy.
2. A sex position in which the person makes a peddling motion with their legs.

"I'll be out riding dildicycle."
"I'm gonna by me some dildicycle shorts."
"Wanna ride my dildicycle?"

by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008

Dildoic

After the mesozoic era, the dildoic era is one of extreme tightness. The term dildoic can be used to describe someone or something, a time or place, or an emotion.

We are in the dildoic age.
That is dildoic.
Everything in this chest looks to be from a very dildoic age, or even from the dildoic age.

by Shon Gibdog October 10, 2003