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Dildocity 

Noun

1. The quality of appearing or acting like a cheap dollar store dildo, usually characterized by arrogance and disregard for common sense.
2. Not even good enough to be a dick.
Yeah Brenda, when he did that his dildocity just increased like ten fold!
Dildocity by Esprsso January 22, 2019

dildocio 

The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos
This feat of dildocio is worthy of The Donaldo.

Oh, the dildacity!
dildocio by mahatmaKaneJeeves August 16, 2012
Word of the Day on February 26, 2017

dildomites 

Tiny little bugs that thrive on the filthy unwashed dildos of homeless tweakers (men or women).
You see all those dildomites on Amy's dildo? #nowwhatchagonedowithit
dildomites by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016

dildociraptor

a species of dildosaurus, believed to be carnivorus
emily was riding her pet dildociraptor
Supreme stupidity, beyond moronic, absolute and complete idiocy.
Mike Martz letting the clock run down at the end of the 4th quarter in this year's playoff game.
dildosity by Ken Castillo January 10, 2004

Dingdocity 

The atrocity of achieving the supreme level of stupidity (i.e. Dingdong).

Most notable offenders: mother-in-law, bad drivers and Christians.
Your dingdocity levels are off the charts!

Can you believe the dingdocity of that bitch?

Holy shit...all sorts of dingdocity be up in this joint!
Dingdocity by 3toes July 12, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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