dildocity 

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.

Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?

dildocity by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

Dildocity 

Noun

1. The quality of appearing or acting like a cheap dollar store dildo, usually characterized by arrogance and disregard for common sense.
2. Not even good enough to be a dick.

Yeah Brenda, when he did that his dildocity just increased like ten fold!

Dildocity by Esprsso January 22, 2019

dildocio 

The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos

This feat of dildocio is worthy of The Donaldo.

Oh, the dildacity!

dildocio by mahatmaKaneJeeves August 16, 2012

dildomites 

Tiny little bugs that thrive on the filthy unwashed dildos of homeless tweakers (men or women).

You see all those dildomites on Amy's dildo? #nowwhatchagonedowithit

dildomites by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016

dildociraptor

a species of dildosaurus, believed to be carnivorus

emily was riding her pet dildociraptor

dildociraptor by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 28, 2021

dildosity

Supreme stupidity, beyond moronic, absolute and complete idiocy.

Mike Martz letting the clock run down at the end of the 4th quarter in this year's playoff game.

dildosity by Ken Castillo January 10, 2004

Dingdocity 

The atrocity of achieving the supreme level of stupidity (i.e. Dingdong).

Most notable offenders: mother-in-law, bad drivers and Christians.

Your dingdocity levels are off the charts!

Can you believe the dingdocity of that bitch?

Holy shit...all sorts of dingdocity be up in this joint!

Dingdocity by 3toes July 12, 2011